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Limerick

There was an old Abbot from Snape

Who was falsely accused of rape;

He said It's a lie!

All Pie in the sky,

Leapfrog's a jolly good jape.

Hic!!

Wine makes me think of weird things,

Fairy lights and dragonfly wings;

And if I lay beneath night sky

The stars come down to ask me why?

They say, "Why do you wear that grin?"

I answer, "I feel full of sin!"

The wine has made me quite insane

And left me here with addled brain,

That all around is stuff of dreams,

I see bright lanterns on moonbeams

Floating high near the Milky Way,

They light the skies bright as day.

Leprechauns and Cornish piskies

Drunk on wine and Irish whiskies.

Dreamily then, I drift in flight

I wonder, is it day or night?

Who gives a damn, I'm feeling fine;

I'll have a little more red wine. Hic!!!